Soul connect

Hi customer,

Thank you for contacting us. Due to the high e-mail volume, we are running behind our normal 24 hour response time. We are battling this volume with every tool we have at our disposal and feel confident that we will emerge victorious. This victory will result in a detailed response to your email, a swift resolution of your issue, and a warm feeling in your belly.

Please note, this is an automated message sent when your initial email turned 24 hours old.

If your issue has been resolved, please let us know by replying directly to this e-mail. If your issue has not yet been resolved, please be assured that we will get a response to you soon.

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Apple iSoul connect

Lonely? …  

Never be lonely, again.   With soul connect you are never entirely alone    (caution: if solitude is desired, disable temporarily with the silver toggle). 

Whether in a car stalled in traffic, waiting for the next checker, or helping your mom with her housework, the soul connector app eases boredom and pain with a direct connective soul activity, game, or puzzle that you can work out with other connected souls.  Buy today before the price goes up.

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About Joy Hendrickson

I am an adherent of the theory that we don't know what we don't know. I enjoy all things literary, visual, mysterious, and just beyond our grasp.
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